Showing posts with label God is Pain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label God is Pain. Show all posts

Thursday, August 1, 2019

Godwhacker by Steely Dan


In the beginning We could hang with the dude
But it's been too much of nothing Of that stank attitude
Now they curse your name And there's a bounty on your face
It's your own fault daddy GodWhacker's on the case 

We track your almighty ass Thru seven heaven-worlds
Me, Slinky Redfoot And our trusty angel-girls
And when the stars bleed out That be the fever of the chase
You better get gone poppie GodWhacker's on the case

Be very very quiet Clock everything you see
Little things might matter later At the start of the end of history

Climb up the glacier Across bridges of light
We sniff you, Big Tiger In the forest of the night '
Cause there's no escape From the Rajahs of Erase
You better run run run GodWhacker's on the case

Be very very quiet Clock everything you see
Little things might matter later At the start of the end of history
Yes we are the GodWhackers Who rip and chop and slice
For crimes beyond imagining It's time to pay the price

You better step back son Give the man some whackin' space
You know this might get messy GodWhacker's on the case 




Brilliant song, one of my favorites. The meaning is surprisingly simple; for Steely Dan anyway. In Donald Fagen's book Eminent Hipsters (Well worth a read btw) he says: "One more word about my mother: She died horribly of Alzheimer's. One time, after not seeing her for a while, I visited her in a nursing home in Ohio. As I walked towards her, she stared at me with great interest and then said, "You know, I've always liked you very much." Not long after that, she was gone. How do you like that? A couple of days later, I started writing a lyric for this song "Godwhacker," which Walter and I completed and recorded for a Steely Dan CD."

 It's about an elite squad of assassins whose sole assignment is to find a way into heaven and take out God. If the Deity actually existed, what sane person wouldn't consider this to be justifiable homicide?" -----------------------------

So yeah. The lyrics are kind of straight forward. However it does give a whole new philosophical dimension to the song. The concept of if a God did exist, he surely deserves punished for his blatant lack of care etc. Whether you agree with the concept or not, or if you just don't care, it still adds a very deep philosophical meaning to the song.

Friday, October 4, 2013

God Allows Suffering and Thrives On It

Would you torture your child for all eternity because he did not love and or obey you? God does!


Friday, March 29, 2013

God Hates Us

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God is always pissed off about something.


God of the Bible curses humans with death and disease...but we should worship Him? What's up with that?!


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 He kills off everything that breathes, including countless newborns and little kids, all except eight humans some animals they could stuff into an ark...and we should worship Him?

He's constantly hardening hearts to give Himself an excuse to massacre people, or to send them into slavery, or to attack them with plagues...and we should worship Him.   And the LORD hardened the heart of Pharaoh, and he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had spoken unto Moses.  Exodus 9:12


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He uses two bears to tear apart 42 children...and we should worship Him?  Jesus is liable to send ravenous bears to kill children at the drop of a hat, as was the case when He sent two bears to rip apart 42 children who were rude enough to mock a bald man.    From The Holy Bible, 2 Kings 2:23-24:


23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.



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He has His (Human) son tortured and killed, refusing any other option, so he can have an excuse to toss over 75% of Humanity into Hell...and we should worship Him?


And His worshipers call Him a 'god of love' because to say anything else means going to Hell with the rest of us...and we should worship Him?

Does anyone still wonder why people would choose to be anything but Christian?

Saturday, January 12, 2013

I Had A Dog Once...


I Had A Dog Once by Anonymous



I had a dog once. Her name was Baby. I had a pa once I called him Pa. Pa was my father. Pa, is another name for father. I miss my pa. I miss my dog. Pa loved my dog and my dog loved Pa. Most of the time the dog slept on my bed but sometimes the dog would jump up onto Pa's bed and sleep with him. I didn't mind because he loved that dog and Pa didn't mind sharing his bed with the dog.  When the dog got old she was unable to jump up onto the bed so Pa had to help her.

Baby died and some time after that Pa died. Both Pa and baby were my true and trusted friends. I miss them so much. Pa had other dogs. Their names were Blitz who was a schnauzer, Poteen and Brynn who were Irish setters and an old mutt that the family named Stinger. All these dogs were good dogs but my favorite was Baby.

There are some people who say there is no heaven and there are some who say that dogs are not allowed in heaven. I can't say one way or the other for certain but if there is heaven I get a glimpse of it when I think back to that meadow when I was walking with Pa and Baby.


Dogs probably will not be allowed in heaven. Dogs are a good judge of character. God is probably too worried that people would pay too much attention to their dogs. That would cut into the eternal adoration and ego massage that God craves.


Dogs are such short-lived creatures who seem to love us unconditionally. When humans let us down by cheating us, lying to and about us, stealing from us, judging us and condemning us our dogs will be there by our sides offering a kind look, a lick on the face, or a warm dog cuddle. And when you spell the word dog and the word God one cannot help but see that when reversed  God is the opposite of dog just like in reality.

Today my life is unhappy and full of pain and now I want to be with Baby and Pa. The last thought I will have before I die and everything fades to black will be of the days when I walked in the meadow behind the house with Baby and my old Pa. I hope to be with them again, my true and trusted friends. That will probably be as close as I will ever get to heaven and as far away as I can get from God.




I had a dog once...

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Mark Twain's Diatribe

 

Mark Twain's Diatribe

...a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones;

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who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one;

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who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short;

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who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it;
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who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body;

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who mouths justice, and invented hell--mouths mercy, and invented hell--mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell;

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who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself;

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who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself;



and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him! --Mark Twain--
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Thursday, July 7, 2011

God is Pain Pain is God

Can anyone find the lyrics. I like death metal but that devil voice shit makes the lyrics hard to understand. GOD IS PAIN and PAIN IS GOD! I love the feel of this song and the musicianship of these guys is outstanding. Wish I could hear the lyrics better.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

God Created Diseases

God is a fucking asshole. Here is a list of some of the infectious diseases he has inflicted upon humanity. Everyone of these infections that have caused immeasurable suffering and death were all God's idea and creation. God tries to tell us that we are evil, wretched and unworthy. We try to eliminated these diseases. We did not create them. God created them.

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List of infectious diseases in Humans

Infectious Disease↓ Causative Agent↓
Acinetobacter infections Acinetobacter baumannii
Actinomycosis Actinomyces israelii, Actinomyces gerencseriae and Propionibacterium propionicus
African sleeping sickness (African trypanosomiasis) Trypanosoma brucei
AIDS (Acquired immune deficiency syndrome) HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)
Amebiasis Entamoeba histolytica
Anaplasmosis Anaplasma genus
Anthrax Bacillus anthracis
Arcanobacterium haemolyticum infection Arcanobacterium haemolyticum
Argentine hemorrhagic fever Junin virus
Ascariasis Ascaris lumbricoides
Aspergillosis Aspergillus genus
Astrovirus infection Astroviridae family
Babesiosis Babesia genus
Bacillus cereus infection Bacillus cereus
Bacterial pneumonia multiple bacteria
Bacterial vaginosis (BV) multiple bacteria
Bacteroides infection Bacteroides genus
Balantidiasis Balantidium coli
Baylisascaris infection Baylisascaris genus
BK virus infection BK virus
Black piedra Piedraia hortae
Blastocystis hominis infection Blastocystis hominis
Blastomycosis Blastomyces dermatitidis
Bolivian hemorrhagic fever Machupo virus
Borrelia infection Borrelia genus
Botulism (and Infant botulism) Clostridium botulinum; Note: Botulism is not an infection by Clostridium botulinum but caused by the intake of botulinum toxin.
Brazilian hemorrhagic fever Sabia
Brucellosis Brucella genus
Burkholderia infection usually Burkholderia cepacia and other Burkholderia species
Buruli ulcer Mycobacterium ulcerans
Calicivirus infection (Norovirus and Sapovirus) Caliciviridae family
Campylobacteriosis Campylobacter genus
Candidiasis (Moniliasis; Thrush) usually Candida albicans and other Candida species
Cat-scratch disease Bartonella henselae
Cellulitis usually Group A Streptococcus and Staphylococcus
Chagas Disease (American trypanosomiasis) Trypanosoma cruzi
Chancroid Haemophilus ducreyi
Chickenpox Varicella zoster virus (VZV)
Chlamydia Chlamydia trachomatis
Chlamydophila pneumoniae infection Chlamydophila pneumoniae
Cholera Vibrio cholerae
Chromoblastomycosis usually Fonsecaea pedrosoi
Clonorchiasis Clonorchis sinensis
Clostridium difficile infection Clostridium difficile
Coccidioidomycosis Coccidioides immitis and Coccidioides posadasii
Colorado tick fever (CTF) Colorado tick fever virus (CTFV)
Common cold (Acute viral rhinopharyngitis; Acute coryza) usually rhinoviruses and coronaviruses.
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD) CJD prion
Crimean-Congo hemorrhagic fever (CCHF) Crimean-Congo hemorrhagic fever virus
Cryptococcosis Cryptococcus neoformans
Cryptosporidiosis Cryptosporidium genus
Cutaneous larva migrans (CLM) usually Ancylostoma braziliense; multiple other parasites
Cyclosporiasis Cyclospora cayetanensis
Cysticercosis Taenia solium
Cytomegalovirus infection Cytomegalovirus
Dengue fever Dengue viruses (DEN-1, DEN-2, DEN-3 and DEN-4) – Flaviviruses
Dientamoebiasis Dientamoeba fragilis
Diphtheria Corynebacterium diphtheriae
Diphyllobothriasis Diphyllobothrium
Dracunculiasis Dracunculus medinensis
Ebola hemorrhagic fever Ebolavirus (EBOV)
Echinococcosis Echinococcus genus
Ehrlichiosis Ehrlichia genus
Enterobiasis (Pinworm infection) Enterobius vermicularis
Enterococcus infection Enterococcus genus
Enterovirus infection Enterovirus genus
Epidemic typhus Rickettsia prowazekii
Erythema infectiosum (Fifth disease) Parvovirus B19
Exanthem subitum Human herpesvirus 6 (HHV-6) and Human herpesvirus 7 (HHV-7)
Fasciolopsiasis Fasciolopsis buski
Fasciolosis Fasciola hepatica and Fasciola gigantica
Fatal familial insomnia (FFI) FFI prion
Filariasis Filarioidea superfamily
Food poisoning by Clostridium perfringens Clostridium perfringens
Free-living amebic infection multiple
Fusobacterium infection Fusobacterium genus
Gas gangrene (Clostridial myonecrosis) usually Clostridium perfringens; other Clostridium species
Geotrichosis Geotrichum candidum
Gerstmann-Sträussler-Scheinker syndrome (GSS) GSS prion
Giardiasis Giardia intestinalis
Glanders Burkholderia mallei
Gnathostomiasis Gnathostoma spinigerum and Gnathostoma hispidum
Gonorrhea Neisseria gonorrhoeae
Granuloma inguinale (Donovanosis) Klebsiella granulomatis
Group A streptococcal infection Streptococcus pyogenes
Group B streptococcal infection Streptococcus agalactiae
Haemophilus influenzae infection Haemophilus influenzae
Hand, foot and mouth disease (HFMD) Enteroviruses, mainly Coxsackie A virus and Enterovirus 71 (EV71)
Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome (HPS) Sin Nombre virus
Helicobacter pylori infection Helicobacter pylori
Hemolytic-uremic syndrome (HUS) Escherichia coli O157:H7
Hemorrhagic fever with renal syndrome (HFRS) Bunyaviridae family
Hepatitis A Hepatitis A Virus
Hepatitis B Hepatitis B Virus
Hepatitis C Hepatitis C Virus
Hepatitis D Hepatitis D Virus
Hepatitis E Hepatitis E Virus
Herpes simplex Herpes simplex virus 1 and 2 (HSV-1 and HSV-2)
Histoplasmosis Histoplasma capsulatum
Hookworm infection Ancylostoma duodenale and Necator americanus
Human bocavirus infection Human bocavirus (HBoV)
Human ewingii ehrlichiosis Ehrlichia ewingii
Human granulocytic anaplasmosis (HGA) Anaplasma phagocytophilum
Human metapneumovirus infection Human metapneumovirus (hMPV)
Human monocytic ehrlichiosis Ehrlichia chaffeensis
Human papillomavirus (HPV) infection Human papillomavirus (HPV)
Human parainfluenza virus infection Human parainfluenza viruses (HPIV)
Hymenolepiasis Hymenolepis nana and Hymenolepis diminuta
Epstein-Barr Virus Infectious Mononucleosis (Mono) Epstein-Barr Virus (EBV)
Influenza (flu) Orthomyxoviridae family
Isosporiasis Isospora belli
Kawasaki disease unknown; evidence supports that it is infectious
Keratitis multiple
Kingella kingae infection Kingella kingae
Kuru Kuru prion
Lassa fever Lassa virus
Legionellosis (Legionnaires' disease) Legionella pneumophila
Legionellosis (Pontiac fever) Legionella pneumophila
Leishmaniasis Leishmania genus
Leprosy Mycobacterium leprae and Mycobacterium lepromatosis
Leptospirosis Leptospira genus
Listeriosis Listeria monocytogenes
Lyme disease (Lyme borreliosis) usually Borrelia burgdorferi and other Borrelia species
Lymphatic filariasis (Elephantiasis) Wuchereria bancrofti and Brugia malayi
Lymphocytic choriomeningitis Lymphocytic choriomeningitis virus (LCMV)
Malaria Plasmodium genus
Marburg hemorrhagic fever (MHF) Marburg virus
Measles Measles virus
Melioidosis (Whitmore's disease) Burkholderia pseudomallei
Meningitis multiple
Meningococcal disease Neisseria meningitidis
Metagonimiasis usually Metagonimus yokagawai
Microsporidiosis Microsporidia phylum
Molluscum contagiosum (MC) Molluscum contagiosum virus (MCV)
Mumps Mumps virus
Murine typhus (Endemic typhus) Rickettsia typhi
Mycoplasma pneumonia Mycoplasma pneumoniae
Mycetoma numerous species of bacteria (Actinomycetoma) and fungi (Eumycetoma)
Myiasis parasitic dipterous fly larvae
Neonatal conjunctivitis (Ophthalmia neonatorum) most commonly Chlamydia trachomatis and Neisseria gonorrhoeae
(New) Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD, nvCJD) vCJD prion
Nocardiosis usually Nocardia asteroides and other Nocardia species
Onchocerciasis (River blindness) Onchocerca volvulus
Paracoccidioidomycosis (South American blastomycosis) Paracoccidioides brasiliensis
Paragonimiasis usually Paragonimus westermani and other Paragonimus species
Pasteurellosis Pasteurella genus
Pediculosis capitis (Head lice) Pediculus humanus capitis
Pediculosis corporis (Body lice) Pediculus humanus corporis
Pediculosis pubis (Pubic lice, Crab lice) Phthirus pubis
Pelvic inflammatory disease (PID) multiple
Pertussis (Whooping cough) Bordetella pertussis
Plague Yersinia pestis
Pneumococcal infection Streptococcus pneumoniae
Pneumocystis pneumonia (PCP) Pneumocystis jirovecii
Pneumonia multiple
Poliomyelitis Poliovirus
Prevotella infection Prevotella genus
Primary amoebic meningoencephalitis (PAM) usually Naegleria fowleri
Progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy JC virus
Psittacosis Chlamydophila psittaci
Q fever Coxiella burnetii
Rabies Rabies virus
Rat-bite fever Streptobacillus moniliformis and Spirillum minus
Respiratory syncytial virus infection Respiratory syncytial virus (RSV)
Rhinosporidiosis Rhinosporidium seeberi
Rhinovirus infection Rhinovirus
Rickettsial infection Rickettsia genus
Rickettsialpox Rickettsia akari
Rift Valley fever (RVF) Rift Valley fever virus
Rocky mountain spotted fever (RMSF) Rickettsia rickettsii
Rotavirus infection Rotavirus
Rubella Rubella virus
Salmonellosis Salmonella genus
SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) SARS coronavirus
Scabies Sarcoptes scabiei
Schistosomiasis Schistosoma genus
Sepsis multiple
Shigellosis (Bacillary dysentery) Shigella genus
Shingles (Herpes zoster) Varicella zoster virus (VZV)
Smallpox (Variola) Variola major or Variola minor
Sporotrichosis Sporothrix schenckii
Staphylococcal food poisoning Staphylococcus genus
Staphylococcal infection Staphylococcus genus
Strongyloidiasis Strongyloides stercoralis
Syphilis Treponema pallidum
Taeniasis Taenia genus
Tetanus (Lockjaw) Clostridium tetani
Tinea barbae (Barber's itch) usually Trichophyton genus
Tinea capitis (Ringworm of the Scalp) usually Trichophyton tonsurans
Tinea corporis (Ringworm of the Body) usually Trichophyton genus
Tinea cruris (Jock itch) usually Epidermophyton floccosum, Trichophyton rubrum, and Trichophyton mentagrophytes
Tinea manuum (Ringworm of the Hand) Trichophyton rubrum
Tinea nigra usually Hortaea werneckii
Tinea pedis (Athlete’s foot) usually Trichophyton genus
Tinea unguium (Onychomycosis) usually Trichophyton genus
Tinea versicolor (Pityriasis versicolor) Malassezia genus
Toxocariasis (Ocular Larva Migrans (OLM)) Toxocara canis or Toxocara cati
Toxocariasis (Visceral Larva Migrans (VLM)) Toxocara canis or Toxocara cati
Toxoplasmosis Toxoplasma gondii
Trichinellosis Trichinella spiralis
Trichomoniasis Trichomonas vaginalis
Trichuriasis (Whipworm infection) Trichuris trichiura
Tuberculosis usually Mycobacterium tuberculosis
Tularemia Francisella tularensis
Ureaplasma urealyticum infection Ureaplasma urealyticum
Venezuelan equine encephalitis Venezuelan equine encephalitis virus
Venezuelan hemorrhagic fever Guanarito virus
Viral pneumonia multiple viruses
West Nile Fever West Nile virus
White piedra (Tinea blanca) Trichosporon beigelii
Yersinia pseudotuberculosis infection Yersinia pseudotuberculosis
Yersiniosis Yersinia enterocolitica
Yellow fever Yellow fever virus
Zygomycosis