Is God A Corporate Gangster?

God is an evil bastard so he must be a corporate gangster.

Trump's Support are Dimwits

 HEY TRUMP SUPPORTERS! FUCK YOU!
 

God is Cruel

God is a Cruel Bastard

No doubt about it... GOD IS A CRUEL FUCKER!

Evil God Evil Bible Belt

The most evil and depraved humans live in the Bible belt.

They are fat and gluttonous.

They are blissfully ignorant.

They have the highest divorce rates.

They have the highest teen pregnancy rates.

They have the lowest IQs.

They are the most dishonest and corrupt.

Trump's Felonies

A Complete List of All the Times Donald Trump Has Broken the Law

Trump committed  felonies by inciting Vladimir Putin and the Russian government to hack an American citizen and release personal emails. It’s just the latest questionably illegal action by the Republican nominee for President, who has been sued over 3,500 times in his career, including 70 times since he kicked off his campaign. In fact, two groups have threatened to sue him this week for refusing to pay for services rendered. More chilling than even his potentially treasonous comments was his suggestion yesterday that, if he had the power, he would hack into the private communications of political opponents (and the Presidency would give him that power).

That’s terrifying.

It’s also just the latest illegal or potentially illegal act in the life and career of Donald Trump. Here’s a taste of Donald Trump’s other illegal activities:

— Donald Trump has a long history of not honoring contracts with construction companies

— Donald Trump has knowingly and intentionally defrauded Trump University students, fleecing them out of thousands of dollars

— He may have illegally coordinated with his SuperPac

— He illegally used corporate resources to pay an employee to write a political speech

— He violated federal law by claiming proceeds from various Trump products would go to charity, although there is no evidence that Trump ever donated the money to charity

— He violated IRS rules by using $12,000 from his charity organization to purchase a Tim Tebow helmet

— He violated election laws by emailing foreign officials to solicit political contributions

— He violated federal laws by offering Ben Carson a job in exchange for his endorsement

— His employees violated a U.S. trade embargo by pursuing commercial activities in Cuba when it was illegal to do so

— He’s run afoul of election laws by using campaign contributions to pay $6 million to his own businesses

— He violated Wisconsin election laws by talking with voters as they stood in line to vote

— He violated New York state education laws for operating a for-profit investment school without the required license

— His foreign policy proposals would violate NATO

— He’s violated copyright law for using copyrighted images without permission

— Many of the proposals he has vowed to pursue as President violate the First, Fourth, Fifth, and Eighth Amendments of the Constitution

— Trump broke New York state law by lobbying to prevent an Indian casino from opening in the Catskills

— His vow to use torture on suspected terrorists would violate the Geneva conventions. He would be committing war crimes.

— He broke anti-discrimination laws to keep a mob boss gambling at one of his casinos

— He violated immigration laws by misrepresenting his company on work-visa applications

Hillary Clinton has been investigated and scrutinized for decades. She’s endured years of partisan Congressional hearings, FBI investigations, and independent counsel probes. Donald Trump can’t even handle the scrutiny of having one year of tax returns examined, in spite of his own hypocrisy about the release of personal records:

Does Trump Have V.D.?

Ted Cruz  was apparently unable to get through a thirty-minute speech about what a liar Donald Trump is without telling what Trump says is a lie of his own. If it wasn’t a lie, then it was either a very bad mistake, or a demonstration of intimate knowledge of Donald Trump’s penis—no real way to say. Only "hardened" Trump supporters like Goofy have a personal relationship with Trump's VD ridden penis.

Cruz was campaigning  through Indiana, and his campaign stops have featured swarms of angry Trump thugs. This morning, he reached a boiling point, holding a press conference lambasting hypocrite Donald Trump as an amoral narcissist and a pathological liar. Which is fair!

But then Cruz said this: (Emphasis ours.)

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Donald Trump is a serial philanderer and he boasts about it. I want everyone to think about your teen aged kids. The President of the United States talks about how great it is to commit adultery, how proud he is. [He] describes his battle with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam. That’s a quote, by the way, on the Howard Stern show. Do you want to spend the next five years with your kids bragging about infidelity? Now what does he do? He does the same projection, just like a pathological liar. He accuses everyone about lying.

Pretty damning, and true because Donald Trump  said he had a “battle with venereal diseases,” and what Cruz said is, in fact, a quote Trump made on the Howard Stern show.  Nonetheless, Trump very well could have had many different STDs and since he's a serial liar and a shameless manwhore it is more likely than not that he did. Who in their right mind would admit they had an STD? Certainly not a manwhore like Trump.

Trump did, in a 2004 appearance, make a comment about dating and Vietnam. But the entire point of his comment was to insist that he never caught an STD, in part because he had his personal physician check his dates beforehand. This one doesn't even pass the giggle test. Like decadent druggie Rush Limbaugh, it is more likely Trump is a Viagara and drug-fueled sex tourist on the prowl in places like the Dominican Republic visiting child prostitutes.

“You know, I’ll tell you, it’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world,” Trump said, when Stern asked if it was awkward to have his potential dates screened. “It is a dangerous world out there—it’s scary, like Vietnam. Sort of like the Vietnam era.”

“It is your personal Vietnam, isn’t it?” Stern said. “It is, you’ve said it many times.”

With all the whores Trump has fucked over the years the odds of him not having several STDs are slim and none. Cruz got the keywords right, and accurately delivered the message, and in doing so claimed that Donald Trump admitted to having battled sexually transmitted diseases.

With Trump losing the election and is someone who has successfully painted as a liar—not to mention someone who wants to “open up” libel laws—he should probably be more careful in trying to hide his past statements.

More Trump quotes:

 “But if I ever DID have it, it would beautiful, gorgeous VD, I mean we are talking the BEST  VD folks, I would be winning at VD”.

“I would have the reddest, angriest looking, most copiously oozing blisters and they would be YUGE!”

"Remember, the fight against VD in gold digging floozies like Megyn Kelly was my own personal Vietnam. In a way, we all have our own personal Vietnams. For many men of my age, their own personal Vietnams were the actual nation of North Vietnam that wanted to kill them."

“I would have the reddest, angriest looking, most copiously oozing blisters!”