Jesus Christ is a False Messiah Part 3 Jesus Contradicts Himself

Jesus, in all his "God incarnate" wisdom, contradicts himself:

21) Jesus consistently contradicts himself concerning his Godly status.  "I and my father are one."  (John 14:28) Also see Philippians 2:5-6  Those verses lead us to believe that he is a part of the trinity and equal to his father being a manifestation of him. Yet, Jesus also made many statements that deny he is the perfect men, much less God incarnate.  Take the following for example: "Why callest thou me good?  There is none good but one, that is God" (Matthew 19:17).  "My father is greater than I."  (John 14:28)  Also see Matthew 24:26 Clearly, Jesus is denouncing the possibility of him being the Messiah in those three verses.

22) Jesus said, "whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire" (Matthew 5:22).  Yet, he himself did so repeatedly, as Matthew 23:17-19 and Luke 11:40 & 12:20 show.  Clearly Jesus should be in danger of hell too?

23) Does Jesus support peace, or war?  Matthew 5:39  "Resist not evil, but whoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."  Also note Matthew 6:38-42 & 26:52 where Jesus teaches non-resistance, Non-violence.  Now read (Luke 22:36-37) Where Jesus commands people to take arms for a coming conflict.  (John 2:15)  Jesus uses a whip to physically drive people out of the temple.

24) Matthew 15:24  Jesus said, "I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of lsrael,".  This would of course mean that he is here only to save the Jews.  The scriptures repeatedly back up this notion that Christ is savior to the Jews and not the gentiles (see Romans 16:17, Revelations 14:3-4 & John 10).  The contradiction lies in what Jesus later tells his followers: "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations" (Matthew 28:19).

25) Can we hate our kindred?  Luke 14:26 Jesus says "If any man come unto me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brother, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he can not be my disciple."  John 3:15  "Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer."  Also see Ephesians 6:22, 5:25, & Matthew 15:4

26) Even many of the staunchest defenders of Jesus admit that his comment in Matthew 10:34 ("I came not to send peace but a sword") contradicts verses such as Matthew 26:52 ("Put up again thy sword into his place: for all that take the sword shall perish with the sword").

27) Deuteronomy 24:1 & 21:10-14 all say that divorce is allowed for the simple reason if a "man no longer delighteth in his wife".  Yet Jesus comes along and breaks his father’s law by saying in Matthew 5:32 that adultery is the only way one can be divorced.

28) In Mark 8:35 Jesus said: "...but whosoever shall lose his life for my sake and the gospel’s the same shall save it."  How could Jesus have said this when there was no gospel when he lived?  The gospel did not appear until after his death.

29) Matthew 6:13 Jesus recites a revised prayer and states, "Don’t bring us into temptation."  God is the cause of everything, even Satan.  God has been leading people into temptation since the Garden of Eden.  Otherwise, the trees of life and knowledge would have never been there.

30) Matthew 12:1-8 Jesus thinks it’s okay to break his father’s laws, by breaking the Sabbath day.  He states that he is basically exempt for such fiascoes and that he is Master of the Sabbath.

31) John 3:17 Jesus contradicts himself when he says, "God didn’t send his son into the world to condemn it, but to save it." Jesus seems to forget his own stories.

32) James 4:3  If your prayers are not answered, it’s your own damned fault. This is in direct contradiction to where Jesus says "seek and ye shall find, ask and it shall be known to you".

33) "If Jesus bears witness of himself his witness is true" John 8:14, "If I bear witness of myself it is not true."  John 5:31

34) "I am with you always, even unto the end of the world" (Matthew 28:20), versus "For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always" (Matthew 26:11 , Mark 14:7, John 12:8) and "Ye shall seek me, and shall not find me: and where I am thither ye cannot come" (John 7:34).  Is this the kind of friend one can rely on?

35) "And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her" (Mark 10:11 & Luke 6:18), versus "And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery" (Matthew 19:9).  In the book of Matthew, Jesus said a man could put away his wife if one factor-- fornication--is involved.  In Mark and Luke he allowed no exceptions.

36) Jesus is quoted: "Judge not, and ye shall be not judged; condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven" (Luke 6:37 & Matthew 7:1), versus "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment" (John 7:24).  Jesus stated men are not to judge but, then, allowed it under certain conditions.  As in the case of divorce, he can’t seem to formulate a consistent policy.

37) "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"  Matthew 27:46, (also note the time before crucification where Jesus prays for the "cup to passeth over me") versus "Now is my soul troubled.  And what shall I say?  ‘Father, save me from this hour?’  No, for this purpose I have come to this hour" (John 12:27 RSV). Jesus can’t seem to decide whether or not he wants to die.  One moment he is willing; the next he isn’t.

38) In Luke 23:30 ("Then shall they begin to say to the mountains, fall on us, and to the hills, cover us") Jesus quoted Hosea 10:8 ("...and they shall say to the mountains, cover us; and to the hills, fall on us").  And, like Paul, he often quoted inaccurately.  In this instance, he confused mountains with hills.

39) "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Elias truly shall first come, and restore all things.  But I say unto you, That Elias is come already, and they know him not, but have done unto him whatsoever they listed.  Likewise shall also the Son of man suffer of them.  Then the disciples understood that he spake unto them of John the Baptist" (Matthew 17:11-13).  John the Baptist was beheaded, but Jesus was not.  And what did John the Baptist restore?  Nothing!

40) We are told salvation is obtained by faith alone (John 3:18 & 36) yet Jesus told a man to follow the Commandments-Matthew 19:16-18 (saving by works)-if he wanted eternal life.

41) In Luke 12:4 Jesus told his followers to "Be not afraid of them that kill the body." But Matthew 12:14-16, John 7:1, 8:59, 10:39, 11:53-54, & Mark 1:45 show that Jesus consistently feared death.  Jesus went out of his way to hide, run, and attempt escape from the Roman and Jewish authorities.

42) Matthew 5:28 says to sin in "your heart" is considered a sin in itself.  The messiah is supposed to be God incarnate, not able to sin, yet in Matthew 4:5 & Luke 4:5-9, Jesus was tempted by Satan in the desert, which is sinning in his heart.  Jesus also took upon all the sins of the world during his crucifixion, so how can it be said that "Jesus was the perfect man without sin"?  This would lead one to believe he was not the Messiah.

43) Jesus told us to "Love your enemies; bless them that curse you," but ignored his own advice by 

repeatedly denouncing his opposition.  Matthew 23:17 ("Ye fools and blind"), Matthew 12:34 ("0 generation of vipers"), and Matthew 23:27 (". . . hypocrites . . . ye are like unto whited sepulchres. . .") are excellent examples of hypocrisy.

44) Did the people of Jesus’ generation see any signs?  (Matthew 12:38-40)  Jesus announced that no signs would be given to that generation except the Resurrection itself.  (Mark 8:12-13)  Jesus announced that no signs would be given to that generation.  (Mark 16:20)  They went out preaching, and the Lord confirmed the word through accompanying signs. (John 20:30)  Jesus provided many wonders and signs. (Acts 2:22)  Jesus provided many wonders and signs.  (Acts 5:12 & 8:13) many signs and wonders were done through the apostles.

45) Jesus commands the disciples to go into Galilee immediately after the resurrection. Matthew 28:10  Jesus commands the disciples to "tarry in Jerusalem" immediately after the resurrection.

46) Matthew 28:18 & John 3:35 both tell that Jesus said he could do anything.  Yet Mark 6:5 says Jesus was not all powerful.

47) Jesus says in Luke 2:13-14 that he came to bring peace on earth.  Matthew 10:34 Jesus back peddles and says he did not come to bring peace on earth.

48) Did Christ receive testimony from man?  "Ye sent unto John and he bare witness unto the truth.  But I receive not testimony from man."  John 5:33-34 "And ye shall also bear witness, because ye have been with me from the beginning."  John 15:27

49) Christ laid down his life for his friends.  John 15:13 & 10:11 Christ laid down his life for his enemies.  Romans 5:10

50) Deuteronomy 23:2 says that bastards can not attend church unto the tenth generation.  If Jesus was spawned by Mary and Jehovah as the Bible claims then he is technically a bastard and should not be the leader of the church.

Failed Prophecies Show Jesus Not Messiah Part 2

Prophecies Christians Use to Verify Jesus as the Messiah, Yet Clearly Fail:

4) The gospels (especially Matthew 21:4 and John 12:14-15) claim that Jesus fulfills the prophecy of Zechariah 9:9.  But the next few verses (Zechariah 9:10-13) show that the person referred to in this verse is a military king that would rule "from sea to sea".  Since Jesus had neither an army nor a kingdom, he could not have fulfilled this prophecy.

5) Matthew (Matthew 2:17-18) quotes Jeremiah (Jeremiah 31:15), claiming that it was a prophecy of King Herod’s alleged slaughter of the children in and around Bethlehem after the birth of Jesus.  But this passage refers to the Babylonian captivity, as is clear by reading the next two verses (Jeremiah 31:16-17), and, thus, has nothing to do with Herod’s massacre.

6) John 19:33 says that during Jesus’ crucifixion, the soldiers didn’t break his legs because he was already dead.  Verse John 19:36 claims that this fulfilled a prophecy: "Not a bone of him shall be broken."  But there is no such prophecy.  It is sometimes said that the prophecy appears in Exodus 12:46, Numbers 9:12 & Psalm 34:20.  This is not correct.  Exodus 12:46 & Numbers 9:12 are not prophecies, they are commandments.  The Israelites are told not to break the bones of the Passover lamb, and this is all it is about.  And Psalm 34:20 seems to refer to righteous people in general (see verse Psalm 34:19, where a plural is used), not to make a prophecy about a specific person.

7) "When Israel was a child, then I loved him, and called my son out of Egypt."  Hosea 11:1.  Matthew (Matthew 2:15) claims that the flight of Jesus’ family to Egypt is a fulfillment of this verse.  But Hosea 11:1 is not a prophecy at all.  It is a reference to the Hebrew exodus from Egypt and has nothing to do with Jesus.  Matthew tries to hide this fact by quoting only the last part of the verse ("Out of Egypt I have called my son").

8) "But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, though thou be little among the thousands of Judah, yet out of thee shall he come forth unto me that is to be ruler in Israel; whose goings forth have been from of old, from everlasting."  Micah 5:2 The gospel of Matthew (Matthew 2:5-6) claims that Jesus’ birth in Bethlehem fulfils this prophecy.  But this is unlikely for two reasons.

    A) "Bethlehem Ephratah" in Micah 5:2 refers not to a town, but to a clan: the clan of Bethlehem, who was the son of Caleb’s second wife, Ephrathah (1 Chronicles 2:18, 2:50-52 & 4:4).

    B) The prophecy (if that is what it is) does not refer to the Messiah, but rather to a military leader, as can be seen from Micah 5:6.  This leader is supposed to defeat the Assyrians, which, of course, Jesus never did.  It should also be noted that Matthew altered the text of Micah 5:2 by saying: "And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Judah" rather than "Bethlehem Ephratah" as is said in Micah 5:2. He did this, intentionally no doubt, to make this verse appear to refer to the town of Bethlehem rather than the family clan.

 

Jesus Christ is a False Messiah Part 1

Jesus Christ is a False Messiah

According to Jesus’ admissions, as well as the Bible’s prophecies, Jesus of Nazareth could not have been the Messiah.  This of course, would invalidate Christianity as we know it.  The compilation presented here shall be split in three sections.  The first shall be the biblical prophecies that were made in order to identify the messiah, which Jesus does not fulfill.  The second shall be the prophecies that Christians use to say that Jesus was the Messiah, yet they clearly fail.  The third set shall be the prophecies and statements Jesus made yet they are false and have never came true.

Prophecies to Identify the Messiah, Which Jesus Does Not Fulfill:

1) Matthew 1:23 says that Jesus (the messiah) would be called Immanuel, which means "God with us."  Yet no one, not even his parents, call him Immanuel at any point in the bible.

2) The Messiah must be a physical descendant of David (Romans 1:3 & Acts 2:30).  Yet, how could Jesus meet this requirement since his genealogies in Matthew 1 and Luke 3 show he descended from David through Joseph, who was not his natural father because of the Virgin Birth. Hence, this prophecy could not have been fulfilled.

3) Isaiah 7:16 seems to say that before Jesus had reached the age of maturity, both of the Jewish countries would be destroyed.  Yet there is no mention of this prophecy being fulfilled in the New Testament with the coming of Jesus, hence this is another Messiah prophecy not fulfilled.

God is Evil! The Bible Proves It!

Clearly Bible God is pure evil. If you worship this God you are either evil or you are a fucking moron but since most people are not morons you are probably evil.

The LORD Comes and Rapes

 ¹ A day of the LORD is coming, Jerusalem, when your possessions will be plundered and divided up within your very walls.  ² I will gather all the nations to Jerusalem to fight against it; the city will be captured, the houses ransacked, and the women raped. Half of the city will go into exile, but the rest of the people will not be taken from the city. 

New International Version (©1984)
"This is what the LORD says: 'Out of your own household I am going to bring calamity upon you. Before your very eyes I will take your wives and give them to one who is close to you, and he will lie with your wives in broad daylight  2 Samuel 12:11

New International Version (NIV)
 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered,  he shall pay her father fifty shekels  of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives. Deuteronomy 22:28-29

1 Peter 2:18 Slaves, in reverent fear of God submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.

God The Slave Master

Leviticus 25:44-46

New International Version (NIV)

 ⁴⁴ “‘Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. ⁴⁵ You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. ⁴⁶ You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.



Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh. Peter 2:18


God the Child Abuser

Genesis 22: 2-10

The Terrorizing of Isaac

 ¹ Now it came about after these things, that God tested Abraham, and said to him, “Abraham!” And he said, “Here I am.” ² He said, “Take now your son, your only son, whom you love, Isaac, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I will tell you.” ³ So Abraham rose early in the morning and saddled his donkey, and took two of his young men with him and Isaac his son; and he split wood for the burnt offering, and arose and went to the place of which God had told him. ⁴ On the third day Abraham raised his eyes and saw the place from a distance. ⁵ Abraham said to his young men, “Stay here with the donkey, and I and the lad will go over there; and we will worship and return to you.” ⁶ Abraham took the wood of the burnt offering and laid it on Isaac his son, and he took in his hand the fire and the knife. So the two of them walked on together. ⁷ Isaac spoke to Abraham his father and said, “My father!” And he said, “Here I am, my son.” And he said, “Behold, the fire and the wood, but where is the lamb for the burnt offering? Abraham said, “God will provide for Himself the lamb for the burnt offering, my son.” So the two of them walked on together.  ⁹ Then they came to the place of which God had told him; and Abraham built the altar there and arranged the wood, and bound his son Isaac and laid him on the altar, on top of the wood. ¹⁰ Abraham stretched out his hand and took the knife to slay his son.

God the Baby Killer

Exodus 12:29 ²⁹And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD KILLED all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle.

Boys Will Be Boys God Will Be Brutal!

2 Kings 2:23-24

Elisha Is Jeered

 ²³ From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” ²⁴ He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

God is Pain Pain is God

Can anyone find the lyrics. I like death metal but that devil voice shit makes the lyrics hard to understand. GOD IS PAIN and PAIN IS GOD! I love the feel of this song and the musicianship of these guys is outstanding. Wish I could hear the lyrics better.

God Created Diseases

God is a fucking asshole. Here is a list of some of the infectious diseases he has inflicted upon humanity. Everyone of these infections that have caused immeasurable suffering and death were all God's idea and creation. God tries to tell us that we are evil, wretched and unworthy. We try to eliminated these diseases. We did not create them. God created them.

List of infectious diseases in Humans

Infectious Disease	Causative Agent
Acinetobacter infections	Acinetobacter baumannii
Actinomycosis	Actinomyces israelii, Actinomyces gerencseriae and Propionibacterium propionicus
African sleeping sickness (African trypanosomiasis)	Trypanosoma brucei
AIDS (Acquired immune deficiency syndrome)	HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)
Amebiasis	Entamoeba histolytica
Anaplasmosis	Anaplasma genus
Anthrax	Bacillus anthracis
Arcanobacterium haemolyticum infection	Arcanobacterium haemolyticum
Argentine hemorrhagic fever	Junin virus
Ascariasis	Ascaris lumbricoides
Aspergillosis	Aspergillus genus
Astrovirus infection	Astroviridae family
Babesiosis	Babesia genus
Bacillus cereus infection	Bacillus cereus
Bacterial pneumonia	multiple bacteria
Bacterial vaginosis (BV)	multiple bacteria
Bacteroides infection	Bacteroides genus
Balantidiasis	Balantidium coli
Baylisascaris infection	Baylisascaris genus
BK virus infection	BK virus
Black piedra	Piedraia hortae
Blastocystis hominis infection	Blastocystis hominis
Blastomycosis	Blastomyces dermatitidis
Bolivian hemorrhagic fever	Machupo virus
Borrelia infection	Borrelia genus
Botulism (and Infant botulism)	Clostridium botulinum; Note: Botulism is not an infection by Clostridium botulinum but caused by the intake of botulinum toxin.
Brazilian hemorrhagic fever	Sabia
Brucellosis	Brucella genus
Burkholderia infection	usually Burkholderia cepacia and other Burkholderia species
Buruli ulcer	Mycobacterium ulcerans
Calicivirus infection (Norovirus and Sapovirus)	Caliciviridae family
Campylobacteriosis	Campylobacter genus
Candidiasis (Moniliasis; Thrush)	usually Candida albicans and other Candida species
Cat-scratch disease	Bartonella henselae
Cellulitis	usually Group A Streptococcus and Staphylococcus
Chagas Disease (American trypanosomiasis)	Trypanosoma cruzi
Chancroid	Haemophilus ducreyi
Chickenpox	Varicella zoster virus (VZV)
Chlamydia	Chlamydia trachomatis
Chlamydophila pneumoniae infection	Chlamydophila pneumoniae
Cholera	Vibrio cholerae
Chromoblastomycosis	usually Fonsecaea pedrosoi
Clonorchiasis	Clonorchis sinensis
Clostridium difficile infection	Clostridium difficile
Coccidioidomycosis	Coccidioides immitis and Coccidioides posadasii
Colorado tick fever (CTF)	Colorado tick fever virus (CTFV)
Common cold (Acute viral rhinopharyngitis; Acute coryza)	usually rhinoviruses and coronaviruses.
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD)	CJD prion
Crimean-Congo hemorrhagic fever (CCHF)	Crimean-Congo hemorrhagic fever virus
Cryptococcosis	Cryptococcus neoformans
Cryptosporidiosis	Cryptosporidium genus
Cutaneous larva migrans (CLM)	usually Ancylostoma braziliense; multiple other parasites
Cyclosporiasis	Cyclospora cayetanensis
Cysticercosis	Taenia solium
Cytomegalovirus infection	Cytomegalovirus
Dengue fever	Dengue viruses (DEN-1, DEN-2, DEN-3 and DEN-4) – Flaviviruses
Dientamoebiasis	Dientamoeba fragilis
Diphtheria	Corynebacterium diphtheriae
Diphyllobothriasis	Diphyllobothrium
Dracunculiasis	Dracunculus medinensis
Ebola hemorrhagic fever	Ebolavirus (EBOV)
Echinococcosis	Echinococcus genus
Ehrlichiosis	Ehrlichia genus
Enterobiasis (Pinworm infection)	Enterobius vermicularis
Enterococcus infection	Enterococcus genus
Enterovirus infection	Enterovirus genus
Epidemic typhus	Rickettsia prowazekii
Erythema infectiosum (Fifth disease)	Parvovirus B19
Exanthem subitum	Human herpesvirus 6 (HHV-6) and Human herpesvirus 7 (HHV-7)
Fasciolopsiasis	Fasciolopsis buski
Fasciolosis	Fasciola hepatica and Fasciola gigantica
Fatal familial insomnia (FFI)	FFI prion
Filariasis	Filarioidea superfamily
Food poisoning by Clostridium perfringens	Clostridium perfringens
Free-living amebic infection	multiple
Fusobacterium infection	Fusobacterium genus
Gas gangrene (Clostridial myonecrosis)	usually Clostridium perfringens; other Clostridium species
Geotrichosis	Geotrichum candidum
Gerstmann-Sträussler-Scheinker syndrome (GSS)	GSS prion
Giardiasis	Giardia intestinalis
Glanders	Burkholderia mallei
Gnathostomiasis	Gnathostoma spinigerum and Gnathostoma hispidum
Gonorrhea	Neisseria gonorrhoeae
Granuloma inguinale (Donovanosis)	Klebsiella granulomatis
Group A streptococcal infection	Streptococcus pyogenes
Group B streptococcal infection	Streptococcus agalactiae
Haemophilus influenzae infection	Haemophilus influenzae
Hand, foot and mouth disease (HFMD)	Enteroviruses, mainly Coxsackie A virus and Enterovirus 71 (EV71)
Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome (HPS)	Sin Nombre virus
Helicobacter pylori infection	Helicobacter pylori
Hemolytic-uremic syndrome (HUS)	Escherichia coli O157:H7
Hemorrhagic fever with renal syndrome (HFRS)	Bunyaviridae family
Hepatitis A	Hepatitis A Virus
Hepatitis B	Hepatitis B Virus
Hepatitis C	Hepatitis C Virus
Hepatitis D	Hepatitis D Virus
Hepatitis E	Hepatitis E Virus
Herpes simplex	Herpes simplex virus 1 and 2 (HSV-1 and HSV-2)
Histoplasmosis	Histoplasma capsulatum
Hookworm infection	Ancylostoma duodenale and Necator americanus
Human bocavirus infection	Human bocavirus (HBoV)
Human ewingii ehrlichiosis	Ehrlichia ewingii
Human granulocytic anaplasmosis (HGA)	Anaplasma phagocytophilum
Human metapneumovirus infection	Human metapneumovirus (hMPV)
Human monocytic ehrlichiosis	Ehrlichia chaffeensis
Human papillomavirus (HPV) infection	Human papillomavirus (HPV)
Human parainfluenza virus infection	Human parainfluenza viruses (HPIV)
Hymenolepiasis	Hymenolepis nana and Hymenolepis diminuta
Epstein-Barr Virus Infectious Mononucleosis (Mono)	Epstein-Barr Virus (EBV)
Influenza (flu)	Orthomyxoviridae family
Isosporiasis	Isospora belli
Kawasaki disease	unknown; evidence supports that it is infectious
Keratitis	multiple
Kingella kingae infection	Kingella kingae
Kuru	Kuru prion
Lassa fever	Lassa virus
Legionellosis (Legionnaires' disease)	Legionella pneumophila
Legionellosis (Pontiac fever)	Legionella pneumophila
Leishmaniasis	Leishmania genus
Leprosy	Mycobacterium leprae and Mycobacterium lepromatosis
Leptospirosis	Leptospira genus
Listeriosis	Listeria monocytogenes
Lyme disease (Lyme borreliosis)	usually Borrelia burgdorferi and other Borrelia species
Lymphatic filariasis (Elephantiasis)	Wuchereria bancrofti and Brugia malayi
Lymphocytic choriomeningitis	Lymphocytic choriomeningitis virus (LCMV)
Malaria	Plasmodium genus
Marburg hemorrhagic fever (MHF)	Marburg virus
Measles	Measles virus
Melioidosis (Whitmore's disease)	Burkholderia pseudomallei
Meningitis	multiple
Meningococcal disease	Neisseria meningitidis
Metagonimiasis	usually Metagonimus yokagawai
Microsporidiosis	Microsporidia phylum
Molluscum contagiosum (MC)	Molluscum contagiosum virus (MCV)
Mumps	Mumps virus
Murine typhus (Endemic typhus)	Rickettsia typhi
Mycoplasma pneumonia	Mycoplasma pneumoniae
Mycetoma	numerous species of bacteria (Actinomycetoma) and fungi (Eumycetoma)
Myiasis	parasitic dipterous fly larvae
Neonatal conjunctivitis (Ophthalmia neonatorum)	most commonly Chlamydia trachomatis and Neisseria gonorrhoeae
(New) Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD, nvCJD)	vCJD prion
Nocardiosis	usually Nocardia asteroides and other Nocardia species
Onchocerciasis (River blindness)	Onchocerca volvulus
Paracoccidioidomycosis (South American blastomycosis)	Paracoccidioides brasiliensis
Paragonimiasis	usually Paragonimus westermani and other Paragonimus species
Pasteurellosis	Pasteurella genus
Pediculosis capitis (Head lice)	Pediculus humanus capitis
Pediculosis corporis (Body lice)	Pediculus humanus corporis
Pediculosis pubis (Pubic lice, Crab lice)	Phthirus pubis
Pelvic inflammatory disease (PID)	multiple
Pertussis (Whooping cough)	Bordetella pertussis
Plague	Yersinia pestis
Pneumococcal infection	Streptococcus pneumoniae
Pneumocystis pneumonia (PCP)	Pneumocystis jirovecii
Pneumonia	multiple
Poliomyelitis	Poliovirus
Prevotella infection	Prevotella genus
Primary amoebic meningoencephalitis (PAM)	usually Naegleria fowleri
Progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy	JC virus
Psittacosis	Chlamydophila psittaci
Q fever	Coxiella burnetii
Rabies	Rabies virus
Rat-bite fever	Streptobacillus moniliformis and Spirillum minus
Respiratory syncytial virus infection	Respiratory syncytial virus (RSV)
Rhinosporidiosis	Rhinosporidium seeberi
Rhinovirus infection	Rhinovirus
Rickettsial infection	Rickettsia genus
Rickettsialpox	Rickettsia akari
Rift Valley fever (RVF)	Rift Valley fever virus
Rocky mountain spotted fever (RMSF)	Rickettsia rickettsii
Rotavirus infection	Rotavirus
Rubella	Rubella virus
Salmonellosis	Salmonella genus
SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome)	SARS coronavirus
Scabies	Sarcoptes scabiei
Schistosomiasis	Schistosoma genus
Sepsis	multiple
Shigellosis (Bacillary dysentery)	Shigella genus
Shingles (Herpes zoster)	Varicella zoster virus (VZV)
Smallpox (Variola)	Variola major or Variola minor
Sporotrichosis	Sporothrix schenckii
Staphylococcal food poisoning	Staphylococcus genus
Staphylococcal infection	Staphylococcus genus
Strongyloidiasis	Strongyloides stercoralis
Syphilis	Treponema pallidum
Taeniasis	Taenia genus
Tetanus (Lockjaw)	Clostridium tetani
Tinea barbae (Barber's itch)	usually Trichophyton genus
Tinea capitis (Ringworm of the Scalp)	usually Trichophyton tonsurans
Tinea corporis (Ringworm of the Body)	usually Trichophyton genus
Tinea cruris (Jock itch)	usually Epidermophyton floccosum, Trichophyton rubrum, and Trichophyton mentagrophytes
Tinea manuum (Ringworm of the Hand)	Trichophyton rubrum
Tinea nigra	usually Hortaea werneckii
Tinea pedis (Athlete’s foot)	usually Trichophyton genus
Tinea unguium (Onychomycosis)	usually Trichophyton genus
Tinea versicolor (Pityriasis versicolor)	Malassezia genus
Toxocariasis (Ocular Larva Migrans (OLM))	Toxocara canis or Toxocara cati
Toxocariasis (Visceral Larva Migrans (VLM))	Toxocara canis or Toxocara cati
Toxoplasmosis	Toxoplasma gondii
Trichinellosis	Trichinella spiralis
Trichomoniasis	Trichomonas vaginalis
Trichuriasis (Whipworm infection)	Trichuris trichiura
Tuberculosis	usually Mycobacterium tuberculosis
Tularemia	Francisella tularensis
Ureaplasma urealyticum infection	Ureaplasma urealyticum
Venezuelan equine encephalitis	Venezuelan equine encephalitis virus
Venezuelan hemorrhagic fever	Guanarito virus
Viral pneumonia	multiple viruses
West Nile Fever	West Nile virus
White piedra (Tinea blanca)	Trichosporon beigelii
Yersinia pseudotuberculosis infection	Yersinia pseudotuberculosis
Yersiniosis	Yersinia enterocolitica
Yellow fever	Yellow fever virus
Zygomycosis

Jesus Lied About Prayer

Jesus Lied His Ass Off About Prayer

    Here are the quotes from Jesus that prove that he lied about prayer:

    1)  And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen.  "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive."  (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)

OK then. How about some of you faithful pray for an end to all disease? If it happens then Jesus didn't lie. If it doesn't happen then Jesus did lie.

    2)  Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.  For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.  (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB)

I want the sky to turn green with purple polka dots for a week. Did you hear that God? If it doesn't happen then Jesus lied about prayer.

    3)  Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven.  For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst.  (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)

How about two of you Christers get together and pray for God to kill Satan. After all isn't it Satan that you Christers blame for everything bad? God kills and tortures his children and then sends them to suffering in Hell for all eternity yet he will not kill Satan. If he can't kill Satan then God is a wimp. If he can but won't he obviously has more regard for Satan than he does for us.

    4)  Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him.  Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours.  (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)

What is the point of throwing a mountain in the sea? Here is what you Christers can ask for. Ask God to reserve all the damage from the tsunami in Japan. Hmm.... Maybe one of you silly Christers did convince that sadist to throw a mountain into the sea and that is what cause the tsunami that devastated Japan. 

    5)  And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.  For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.  (Luke 11:9-13 NAB)

Knock! Knock! Who's there? God. God who? The same God who is punishing all humanity because Eve ate an apple.

    6)  And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son.  If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it.  (John 14:13-14 NAB)

Anything? You're kidding? Anything? OK DIE SCUMBAG!

    7)  If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for whatever you want and it will be done for you.  (John 15:7 NAB)

Well Jesus I read in the hidden Gospel of Mark how found you were of little Greek boys. Did you get into one of them? I think you did?

    8)  It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you.  (John 15:16 NAB)

Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? In Jesus name of course.  

    9)  On that day you will not question me about anything.  Amen, amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will give you.  Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be complete.  (John 16:23-24 NAB)

I want a beer.

  10)  The Lord replied, "If you have faith the size of a mustard seed, you could say to this mulberry tree, 'Be uprooted and planted in the sea,' and it would obey you!  (Luke 17:6)

  There must be millions of Christers with very little faith. There is no good reason to uproot a perfectly good mulberry tree and toss it in the ocean but I do have a lot of weeds in my lawn so could some of you Christers ask God in Jesus' name to weed my lawn and toss the weeds in a pile?

Jesus repeats this lie and add to it in Matthew 12:20  And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

I guess that old liar and scoundrel Jesus didn't think that anybody would be taking notes and writing this stuff down.  

It gets worse! Jesus sometimes would claim to be God and God claims to know everything BUT apparently he forgot that a mustard seed is not the smallest of all seed but being the liar that he was, he said it was. “The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed, which a man took and sowed in his field; and this is smaller than all other seeds; but when it is full grown, it is larger than the garden plants, and becomes a tree, so that the birds of the air come and nest in its branches,” (Matt. 13:31)

There will be Christers that will lie and say that Jesus was only talking about local seeds but clearly he meant all seeds because that is what he said and wouldn't God be precise especially if he knew this shit was going to get written down and presented as his "Word"?