Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Mark Twain's Diatribe

Mark Twain's Diatribe

...a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones;
who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one;
who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short;
who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it;
who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body;
who mouths justice, and invented hell--mouths mercy, and invented hell--mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell;
who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself;
who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself;

and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him! --Mark Twain--


  1. Jesus is a fucking asshole.

  2. It is astounding that people worship that sadistic piece of shit.

  3. Shameless God mockers!

    1. How is telling the truth about God mocking him?

  4. Assuming Twain actually said all this (misquotes are all the rage), although a brilliant writer, he was also quite a douchebag when it came to religion. Not unlike some of the people here making snotty potty mouth cracks my 10 yr old neice would roll her eyes at and dismiss as attention whores. What's the matter, mommy and daddy not paying enough attention to you? aww.


    1. Me, I have your IP. Only a CONservative Christian Cocksucker would come here insinuate that these are false Mark Twain quotes, then insult Mark Twain and then insult my readers.

      Now run along and blame everything on Obama.

    2. Hey Me, be polite, what the fist-fucking christ is the matter with you?

  5. I think that this turd who called Mark Twain a douche bag fucks his 10 year old niece,

  6. Bush's Benghazis

    The chicken shit Republicans who are bashing Obama and Hillary over Benghazi don't give a rat's ass about the people killed at our embassies. When you hear some Republican pedophile bashing Obama or Hillary over Benghazi tell them to go fuck themselves and to die of rectal cancer.

    Republicans have an elephant for their symbol. It is said that elephants never forget but the boy buggering Republicans forgot about all the deaths of embassy staff in the 9 terror attacks on US embassies during the Bush years resulting in a grand total of 60 deaths.

    13 Benghazis That Occurred on Bush’s Watch Without a Peep from Fox News
    Click the link and enjoy the cognitive dissonance://

    Bend over Neo CONs, Liars, Teabaggers This is Going To Take a While

    Now for the rest of the fact enema:
    January 22, 2002. Calcutta, India. Gunmen associated with Harkat-ul-Jihad al-Islami attack the U.S. Consulate. Five people are killed.
    June 14, 2002. Karachi, Pakistan. Suicide bomber connected with al-Qaida attacks the U.S. Consulate, killing 12 and injuring 51.

    October 12, 2002. Denpasar, Indonesia. U.S. diplomatic offices bombed as part of a string of “Bali Bombings.” No fatalities.
    February 28, 2003. Islamabad, Pakistan. Several gunmen fire upon the U.S. Embassy. Two people are killed.

    May 12, 2003. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Armed al-Qaida terrorists storm the diplomatic compound killing 36 people including nine Americans. The assailants committed suicide by detonating a truck bomb.
    July 30, 2004. Tashkent, Uzbekistan. A suicide bomber from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan attacks the U.S. Embassy, killing two people.
    December 6, 2004. Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. Al-Qaida terrorists storm the U.S. Consulate and occupy the perimeter wall. Nine people are killed.
    March 2, 2006. Karachi, Pakistan again. Suicide bomber attacks the U.S. Consulate killing four people, including U.S. diplomat David Foy who was directly targeted by the attackers. (I wonder if Lindsey Graham or Fox News would even recognize the name “David Foy.” This is the third Karachi terrorist attack in four years on what’s considered American soil.)
    September 12, 2006. Damascus, Syria. Four armed gunmen shouting “Allahu akbar” storm the U.S. Embassy using grenades, automatic weapons, a car bomb and a truck bomb. Four people are killed, 13 are wounded.

    January 12, 2007. Athens, Greece. Members of a Greek terrorist group called the Revolutionary Struggle fire a rocket-propelled grenade at the U.S. Embassy. No fatalities.
    March 18, 2008. Sana’a, Yemen. Members of the al-Qaida-linked Islamic Jihad of Yemen fire a mortar at the U.S. Embassy. The shot misses the embassy, but hits nearby school killing two.
    July 9, 2008. Istanbul, Turkey. Four armed terrorists attack the U.S. Consulate. Six people are killed.
    September 17, 2008. Sana’a, Yemen. Terrorists dressed as military officials attack the U.S. Embassy with an arsenal of weapons including RPGs and detonate two car bombs. Sixteen people are killed, including an American student and her husband (they had been married for three weeks when the attack occurred). This is the second attack on this embassy in seven months.

    1. Fat Bastard, you kicked ass! Republicans suck Satan/Jesus' cock.


God sucks and some of you admit and others are in denial about it. Say what ever you want. I am not an evil agent of God so I won't censor unless it is spam or pornographic. I'll even let Christers and Muslimes post their lies.